Best blind date everrrrr

The Best Blind Date EVER!

I was waiting in the food court of the Valley View Mall for my blind date. Normally I wouldn’t even think of doing such a thing as a blind date, but I figured it can’t hurt to try! The smell between Hollister and Panda Express was making me sick to my stomach and I was thinking in my head “Please just hurry up so we can walk around!” All of the sudden the ground started to shake like an earthquake, but only ever few seconds like Bigfoot was walking. I looked around impatiently and nervous to see what it could be. To my surprise I looked behind me and their stood a humongous green thing. I was set up on a blind date with the Incredible Hulk. I started to laugh at first thinking this was a joke and I was caught on candid camera or something, but it was very much real. We walked around the mall and got a lot of stares from people but had a blast sticking out of the crowd and being abnoxious. We played hid and go seek and of course I won. I mean how hard is it to find a large giant green dude in the mall? We then played tag in a clothing store and he knocked down most of the racks. Then we had ice cream and talked about life for about an hour. He had told me that if I ever needed a body guard that he would be there for me in a heartbeat. So, I was happy I had gone on this blind date, we decided that we weren’t “meant to be” but that we would stay lifelong friends, and now if anyone messes with me they’ll be getting their butt kicked by the incredible hulk. THE END.